Fast Five 2011

1626th movie, 379th from the 2010s, 481st on Prime

65th EWOKed movie, 1st for May 2024, 17th for 2024, 10th from the 2010s, 25th on Prime

Also EWOKing Fast & Furious 6, Furious 7, The Fate of the Furious, F9 and Fast X

66th to 70th EWOKed movies, 2nd to 6th for May 2024, 18th to 22nd for 2024, 11th to 13th for the 2010s, 4th and 5th from the 2020s

S: buff sweaty guys with fast cars and “attitude” and “complex male feelings”

A: but it’s giving “trying too hard”

A: everything is exagerrated

S: /men, there is a reason why men are Xwhy?

A: men are a problem XD

S: heavy, but not good Mad Max vibes

A: honestly. what did that achieve?

S: fap dreams for a closeted teenage bully

S: they like to go down the hardest possible way

S: that mad max truck is in good shape considering it hit the side of a bridge at 50+ mph

S: all the women in this series are basically men, who are really only there for the sexual tension of the other men without making it look gay

A: but always with the trying too hard

A: none of them have 2 braincells to rub together

S: ginger cats can flex around them

S: she’s pregnant now, after jumping off a building through a roof…

A: not typically how that works

S: awww daddy issues, explains so much

A: let’s take all the most common movie tropes, and cram them into 1 movie, and then copy/paste for 10 more movies,

S: EWOKing all these movies… I just can not anymore!

S: also all cops become teefs!

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