1626th movie, 379th from the 2010s, 481st on Prime
65th EWOKed movie, 1st for May 2024, 17th for 2024, 10th from the 2010s, 25th on Prime
Also EWOKing Fast & Furious 6, Furious 7, The Fate of the Furious, F9 and Fast X
66th to 70th EWOKed movies, 2nd to 6th for May 2024, 18th to 22nd for 2024, 11th to 13th for the 2010s, 4th and 5th from the 2020s
S: buff sweaty guys with fast cars and “attitude” and “complex male feelings”
A: but it’s giving “trying too hard”
A: everything is exagerrated
S: /men, there is a reason why men are Xwhy?
A: men are a problem XD
S: heavy, but not good Mad Max vibes
A: honestly. what did that achieve?
S: fap dreams for a closeted teenage bully
S: they like to go down the hardest possible way
S: that mad max truck is in good shape considering it hit the side of a bridge at 50+ mph
S: all the women in this series are basically men, who are really only there for the sexual tension of the other men without making it look gay
A: but always with the trying too hard
A: none of them have 2 braincells to rub together
S: ginger cats can flex around them
S: she’s pregnant now, after jumping off a building through a roof…
A: not typically how that works
S: awww daddy issues, explains so much
A: let’s take all the most common movie tropes, and cram them into 1 movie, and then copy/paste for 10 more movies,
S: EWOKing all these movies… I just can not anymore!
S: also all cops become teefs!