Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones 2002

1886th movie, 396th from the 2000s, 500th on Disney+

Epic comfort movie, 5th viewing

Soif and Aelly

A: No danger her!

S: Foom! Nope…

S: Cardé was blown out of her shoes!

A: LOL was!

A: remained pretty intact. should have been paste

S: Jedis would never assassinate. Looks back to first movie when the Trade Federation knew they would be killed by the Jedi.

S: Awkward, and creeper, Ani

A: is teenager

S: Who plays with his saber a whole lot

A: still a brat

S: She doesn’t like him watching? He can sense everything going on in that room.

A: creeper

S: Totes, just admitted he was a creeper.

A: Obsessive creeper

A: Jawa juice?

S: Made from 100% freshly squeezed jawas!

A: purest utini

S: No red flags with Ani

A: Nope, none

A: She’s all red flags too

S: Peeps should have listened to Obi-Wan when he said he didn’t think Ani was ready. Instead this 19 year old brat is going to do some bad shit!

A: no one listens to anyone

A: better to be confidently wrong than listen to someone with wisdom

S: Nothing better than a girlfriend who lets you commit attrocities on other cultures!

A: personal feelings are all he has

S: Ani is all about red flags and emotions

A: Jedi need to do better with their padawans. they keep turning to the dark side

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