2125th movie, 435th from the 2000s, 546th on Disney+

Epic comfort movie, 6th viewing

8th in the 2000s, no change from previously

27th overall, up 4 from November 2024

Aelly and Soif

S: Ani contemplated, the Ani Abortion Technique in his response

S: What isn’t a path to the dark side?

A: they’re not smart enough to be subtle. how is it a secret that they’re together, making babies?

A: literally any emotion leads to the dark side. impossible standard

S: Masturbation = dark side, pooping = dark side, 2 sneezes back to back = dark side, a fresh cold bottle of jawa juice = dark side

A: Obi Wan visited, and didn’t notice she was pregnant? put 2 & 2 together

S: Maybe he slept with her, and figured it was his

A: he seems too holy for something like that tho

S: That’s just his outward appearance, better at hiding than Ani

A: doesn’t take much to be better at hiding than Ani

A: lying to your wife. bad juju, she is kinda dumb, but still

S: R2… don’t care… humans suck

A: do! they illogical

S: Wait? They didn’t see the Sith coming, but they know Ani is Darth Vader?

S: Yes, show the pregnant girl children being violently murdered

A: Apparently. And yes, pregnant people are helped by watching horrible murders! And now Obi-Wan manages 2+2

S: ObiWan is relieved he ain’t the daddy!

S: ehhh… Jedis are pretty absolute too

A: Ani becomes the 6m dollar man